Tread on me Daddy
A bootlicker seen in the wild aka. Roseburg
Bootlickers Ahead
Roseburg has many bootlickers who love to spout off about free speech, the Second Amendment, and protecting women and children. Yet, at every turn, they will protect those who attack free speech, tell you the Second Amendment only applies to privileged white folks, and defend people who are charged with attacking women and children.
Douglas County Bootlickers Club
We have sourced this fine group of local bootlickers for our first induction into the Douglas County Bootlickers Club!
Like your legal rights provided by the Constitution? Well, too damn bad. These fine folks, and the boots they worship (no kink shaming here), don’t want you to use those rights.
Like your legal rights provided by the Constitution? Well, too damn bad. These fine folks, and the boots they worship (no kink shaming here), don’t want you to use those rights.
So here we are, front and center: your first Class of 2026, Bootlickers Club!
Meet the Locals
I present to you, in Order...
Mr. I don't know Tom Kress!
Tim "Boy look at them Trees" Freeman!
and bringing up the rear of the pack
Chris "The Talkin Tire Man" Boice!
The Real "Big, Beautiful Bill"
My Sweet BEST Friend Jeffery
Anyone who knows great love stories, knows love at first sight when they see it.
Donald and Jeffery share a impractical and maybe forbidden love but they made it work for years.
Release the Epstein Files
Email the Oregon GOP and tell them to back the release of these files
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Did you know?
The DOJ deleted a report that shows Far Right Extremists have killed more than Left Wing Extremists.