The Trump and Epstein Friendship Statue
If I told you that me and dear Jeffery had a friendship statue, you would be so jealous. You know who else is jealous, Obama. He wanted a friendship statue with Biden, but his totally useless and not funny staff couldn't make it happen.
My followers, you know MAGA, the Proud Boys, The Heritage Foundation, The KKK, NRA, Nazi and so many other great organizations, there are too many to list, my lists are huge, the biggest lists of followers, so say the best lists in history. No kidding, I have so many followers and groups that just love me, far more than any Lazy Democrat.
Anyway my best friend Charlie, he really was a great guy let me tell you. He always talked about these golden statues from the bible, like people worshipped them by the thousands and something about God and gold statues and other great stuff that I would tell you but it is really personal. Anyway, I now have the best friends statues to celebrate me and Jeffery, it really should be the next national monument, people are saying they want it, they visit from all over the county to just see how great this statue is. You can't have one, only me.
